Yes, I'm late on stage. Yes, I clearly haven't bathed. No, my pants aren't on backwards and I'm offended at such a personal question! I'm feeling very sensitive right now so just leave me to the rest of this bottle of gin and... NO, it's not a woman's drink! It's for gentlemen and their lying bitch wives! Screw it, I'm gonna go watch my stories.



Tonight we have Bo Duke in the studio, a Time Lord girlfriend, Chris' fear of a DVD and how he ages quicker than a canine. Also hear about Moby Dick at a swimming pool, Flipper's night on the town, aggravated masturbation and pyro-pebbles!



 Please note tonight’s show could be considered highly offensive so if you can’t handle your sick funnies then please return your free admission ticket to the box office where you will receive a pinch of the cheek, a ruffle of the hair and a warm bottle for your travels home. I mean lets be honest, you would have to be a Daily Mail reader to think the s**t we say is actually our opinions. Just jokes, folks!